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I’m away between 12 April and 21 April so PLEASE DO NOT ORDER any Ivor CD’s from this site as I can’t ship them until I return. This also means they won’t be available from Amazon, Play or Ebay. Thanks

what are they adding to the sausages?

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your … Continue reading →

to celebrate Christmas.

We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…

Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest! I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem… http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month