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Christmas time again

and don’t forget Ivor’s classic Christmas songs either on Spotify, iTunes or Amazon. And also “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”…

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More worrying than horse meat in burgers…

what are they adding to the sausages?

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Worzel’s up for it…

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Santa’s coming with his big sack…

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your … Continue reading

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Never to early…

to celebrate Christmas.

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Getting your 5-A-Day

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Ivor’s sheet music

We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…

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The merry month of May…

Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest! I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem… http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month

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Ivor on Facefook (mis-print)

Yes, we’ve finally got around to getting Ivor onto Facebook. He already had a ghostly presence there with a page connecting to his Wikipedia entry, but now there’s the officially sanctioned version. Not that it does much. Well, USA citizens … Continue reading

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New look – same old rubbish

If you’ve ever been here before (why would you come again?), you may notice we have a trĂ©s chic new site. Smart, isn’t it. So big thanks to Jo (we know where you live). Of course, the same old information … Continue reading

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