Comments for Stiff Weapon, Purveyors of the Finest Phonographic Filth from Ivor Biggun http://www.stiffweapon.com Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:43:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Comment on More worrying than horse meat in burgers… by Captain Parsnip http://www.stiffweapon.com/?p=198#comment-12126 Captain Parsnip Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:43:01 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?p=198#comment-12126 Well, I’m not putting THAT in my mouth!!

]]> Comment on Releases by stiffweapon http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=4#comment-2445 stiffweapon Mon, 11 Jun 2012 11:50:50 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=4#comment-2445 I’ll forward the request on but Doc has pretty much retired now.

]]> Comment on Releases by Mike Fordham http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=4#comment-2444 Mike Fordham Mon, 11 Jun 2012 11:40:13 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=4#comment-2444 Hi there, do you know how I can get in contact with the great man himself? I would like to ask him if he’s be interested in making a music video for one of his songs? I am an Essex-based film-maker and have been working with the comedy musician Kunt and the Gang since 2006. Have been a lifelong fan of Doc/Ivor and I think I could do one of his tracks justice. If you’re able to pass on my message then I’d be grateful, otherwise if you could point me in the right direction that’d be great too. Many thanks – Mike

]]> Comment on The Sultan Of Smut by Joseph Laverty http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=2#comment-1880 Joseph Laverty Thu, 29 Mar 2012 20:13:47 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=2#comment-1880 Hey! Just want to say I adore Ivor. I’m trying to become a vulgar ukulele person, inspired by the man!

Here’s my tribute for him, during a set.

Joe
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=388611147818271&set=t.1181430588&type=3&theater

]]> Comment on Fruity Lyrics by Steve Rose http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=20#comment-1218 Steve Rose Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:26:05 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=20#comment-1218 Concerto for one hand and a metronome?

]]> Comment on Fruity Lyrics by stiffweapon http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=20#comment-1153 stiffweapon Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:38:05 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=20#comment-1153 Thanks for that Andy – it took a while but the changes have been made!

]]> Comment on Fruity Lyrics by Andy Scull http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=20#comment-1086 Andy Scull Mon, 12 Sep 2011 15:19:12 +0000 http://www.stiffweapon.com/?page_id=20#comment-1086 As a Biggun fan who has listened to these tracks many times, may I suggest these small corrections?
1) W*nkers rock n’ roll: “The teds call me w*nker when I’m walking down the street,
‘cos I love to jerk my gherkin to the boogie-woogie beat”
2) Are “mice” electric: “It’s more than you, you daft old kraut
and: “‘Cause we’re so f*cking small, that’s why”
3) I’ve got a monster: “Peter Cushing’s pushing half a fencepost up his khyber” and: “We all start looking like Motorhead and our knobs increase in size”
Keep up the good work!

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