Stiff Weapon, Purveyors of the Finest Phonographic Filth from Ivor Biggun

On Vacation

stiffweapon — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:18:38 +0000

I’m away between 12 April and 21 April so PLEASE DO NOT ORDER any Ivor CD’s from this site as I can’t ship them until I return.
This also means they won’t be available from Amazon, Play or Ebay. Thanks

More worrying than horse meat in burgers…

stiffweapon — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:26:10 +0000

what are they adding to the sausages?

Worzel’s up for it…

stiffweapon — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 14:30:03 +0000



Santa’s coming with his big sack…
stiffweapon — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 14:15:06 +0000

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your loved one the best Christmas present EVER (that’s an Ivor Biggun album in case you hadn’t figured it out), do order it now. Stiff Weapon will be shutting up shop from December 20 until the New Year, so that means there won’t be any copies for sale at Amazon, Play or on Ebay. And, of course, DON’T order from this site after that date until we return.

As ever, a very merry one-off-the-wristmas to all you wankers (and don’t forget to download Ivor’s Xmas songs if you don’t have the CD’s)



Or buy DOWNLOADS







Never to early…
stiffweapon — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 09:31:05 +0000
to celebrate Christmas.





Getting your 5-A-Day
stiffweapon — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:20:12 +0000




Ivor’s sheet music
stiffweapon — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:22:22 +0000
We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…





The merry month of May…
stiffweapon — Fri, 18 May 2012 09:09:23 +0000
Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest!

I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem…

http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month



Ivor on Facefook (mis-print)
stiffweapon — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:23:40 +0000
Yes, we’ve finally got around to getting Ivor onto Facebook. He already had a ghostly presence there with a page connecting to his Wikipedia entry, but now there’s the officially sanctioned version. Not that it does much. Well, USA citizens can purchase or download the very-wonderful ‘Handling Swollen Goods” and some of the information on this site is also there, but it’s FACEBOOK. It has 800 million wankers, sorry members. It’s really, really important! You can join Spotify and listen to all Ivor’s records! HERE’S IVOR’S FACEBOOK PAGE!

If you’re a Facefooker, make sure you ‘like’ him…
Meanwhile here’s a DIY attachment that Ivor installed next to his fridge…




New look – same old rubbish
stiffweapon — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:55:33 +0000
If you’ve ever been here before (why would you come again?), you may notice we have a trés chic new site. Smart, isn’t it. So big thanks to Jo (we know where you live).

Of course, the same old information is here but now I should be able to tidy it up and edit once in a while. If you’re looking to buy any of Ivor’s recordings then hit the BUY button above for the cheapest prices on the web (and a special deal on all 3 CD’s).

Otherwise there’s a discography, lyrics, a sort of biography (The Sultan Of Smut) that I can’t remember where it came from and a round-up of what’s currently available (Releases). So there you go – bluddy marvellous.