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Banned for nearly 40 years, Ivor’s notorious ode to onanism has been played to hijack the broadcasts of a local UK radio station. This has caused the usual reactions of amusement or disgust, but there are some priceless comments in … Continue reading
and don’t forget Ivor’s classic Christmas songs either on Spotify, iTunes or Amazon. And also “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”…
We’re saddened to announce that “The Fruity Bits Of Ivor Biggun” (aka The Best of…) and the uber-rude “Handling Swollen Goods” are no longer available on CD. We’ve finally run out of stock and, with limited demand, it’s not economical … Continue reading
what are they adding to the sausages?
That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your … Continue reading
to celebrate Christmas.
We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…
Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest! I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem… http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month