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The Winker’s Song finally gets on the radio!

Banned for nearly 40 years, Ivor’s notorious ode to onanism has been played to hijack the broadcasts of a local UK radio station. This has caused the usual reactions of amusement or disgust, but there are some priceless comments in … Continue reading

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Christmas time again

and don’t forget Ivor’s classic Christmas songs either on Spotify, iTunes or Amazon. And also “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”…

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We’re saddened to announce that “The Fruity Bits Of Ivor Biggun” (aka The Best of…) and ┬áthe uber-rude “Handling Swollen Goods” are no longer available on CD. We’ve finally run out of stock and, with limited demand, it’s not economical … Continue reading

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More worrying than horse meat in burgers…

what are they adding to the sausages?

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Worzel’s up for it…

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Santa’s coming with his big sack…

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your … Continue reading

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Never to early…

to celebrate Christmas.

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Getting your 5-A-Day

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Ivor’s sheet music

We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…

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The merry month of May…

Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest! I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem… http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month

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