another bloody holiday?!?

just a short one... but this means that all the Amazon / Play / ebay listings have been suspended - they'll be back Friday 12 February. Also please don't order direct from the site as I won't be here to send the discs. If you really can't wait then download the albums from iTunes or Amazon.
cheers, stiffy

Welcome back

Along with the rest of the record industry, there are evolving changes in how you can buy the Biggun booty.

All three CD's are now unavailable from record stores - not that you'd notice, since there aren't many record shops left and HMV and the supermarkets have never stocked Ivor anyway. This also means that Amazon and Play.com won't be able to sell direct BUT the good news is that Stiff Weapon will continue to sell from both sites (and at a cheaper price). Of course, the cheapest price is right here from this site - check at the bottom of the 'Sample & buy Ivor Biggun' link on the left of this page.

Then there's eBay where the discs are available at a set price for immediate purchase PLUS there's a special 'complete works' bundle where you can buy all the albums together at a discounted price.

Finally all the tracks / albums are available to download from iTunes, Amazon and the other usual suspects.
There you have it then- 2010 and it's easier than ever before to get the wit and wisdom of the tremendulous tosser. Happy days...

Christmas again

It's that time of year again when Stiff Weapon shuts down and leaves the country, so please don't place any orders direct from this site until the New Year. We've also stopped selling on Amazon / Play and ebay until next year

As a treat we've uploaded the best of Ivor's Christmas songs onto the Stiff Weapon MySpace page where you can stream the complete songs.

And finally... All of Ivor's CD's are no longer available in record shops (see last post for the reasons). It's disappointing and we'd like to thank all the small stores that have supported Ivor over the years - If you need any stock just get in touch direct and we'll work something out. Meanwhile all the albums are available online from the usual places.

Merry Christmas folks.

Christmas cheer

We've just set up a special deal on ebay where you can buy the complete works of Ivor Biggun (that's the 3 CD packages) for a mere £17.50 which includes UK 1st class post and packing- the perfect present (after penicillin) for the man who has everything.

And a bit of disappointing news. Due to the economics of the situation, Handling Swollen Goods will no longer be available through shops but only via Stiff Weapon, ebay, Amazon and Play. Not that there are many shops left to sell it anyway. I hate to make releases only available online but it ended up I've been paying out over 120% of the selling price of each CD sold - not a very smart way to do business.The other titles will be withdrawn as stocks run out at the distributors.

meeow, meeow... where's that Cookin' Fat

Just checking the availability of Ivor's wonderous albums on iTunes New Zealand (as you do) and noticed a karaoke album - Sing it like an Idol: Legends Vol. 6. What's this then?
hmmm... 13 songs made famous by the likes of Mario Lanza, Ella Fitzgerald, Mel Tormé, Lou Rawls, the divine Doris Day, Judy Garland, Johnny Mathis... CLASSY. But which smooth international superstar hit is that on track 10? 'The Pussy Song (As Made Famous by Ivor Biggun)'!!!
Truely, the world is a strange place and someone has a highly tuned sense of the absurd. Sir, we salute you...

Up and running...

With much help we've managed to get the 'buy from Stiff Weapon' buttons working again (see the Sample + buy Ivor Biggun link on the left). This means you can now buy direct from here at the cheapest prices anywhere if you have a paypal account. We're just too good to you... you winkers don't deserve it.
oops - spoke too soon. The iTunes links from Fruity Bits and More Fruity bits take you to the iTunes store but tell you the albums aren't available. Lies, damn lies. I don't know how to fix this so just do a search for Ivor Biggun and you'll find all the albums.

Downloading Ivor Biggun

You can now download many of Ivor's bishop bashing beauties from Amazon as well as iTunes and CD Baby (HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS).