spooky changelings...

Look at this picture of Einstein.
Now leave it in the middle of your computer screen, walk away about 5 metres and turn around.
It will have changed.....

New! HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS MP3 downloads

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China gets ready for the Olympics...

Some old favourites...

Just got around to updating the songs on Ivor's MySpace page. A couple of old faves (I've Farted, The Wanker's Song and Bras On 45) and some from the criminally under-rated 'Handling Swollen Goods' (The Son Of John Thomas Allcock, Dorothy Please Trim Your Minge and All These Things Are Soul)
There for your listening pleasure...

Where's the exhaust pipe?!?

Graffiti spotted in Ivor's local convenience...

Hitler's grandson has been found!!