Handling Swollen Goods

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Winking Caveman (Misprint) Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (Misprint) The Premature Ejaculation Waltz Down By The Riverside The Yodelling Winker (Misprint) All Of These Things Are Soul Ukulele Lady Two Thirds Of Four Fifths The Son Of John Thomas Allcock My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding Bonkola featuring The Mighty JUDGE DREAD You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong) The Sailors In The Gents (Humorous Monologue) extra bonus… Live in Croydon I Feel Like Winking (Misprint) Ivor Biggun Is My Name Cats On The Rooftops I’m Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover The Filthy Limerick Mambo I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover |
Ivor Biggun has been offending good taste and Mary Whitehouse (RIP) since Sir johnny Rotten (VIP) declared his debut, “The Winker’s Song (Misprint)”, single of the week back in the dark ages. Born the son of John Thomas Allcock and the nephew of George Formby’s ukulele tech (allegedly), Ivor Biggun was destined for a life in showbiz. However, it wasn’t until 1972, while cruising the Caribbean as trombonist with Lord Crabs and The Clam Divers, that the epiphany that was to shape his destiny occurred. Charles Edward ‘Chuck’ Berry was the poet laureate of rock ‘n’ Diverted by his packed schedule, it wasn’t until 1978 that Ivor finally So what, dear reader, will convince you of the benefits of Handling Swollen Let’s just say the 21 tracks are stuffed with ribald, absurd and creative |
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