THE WINKER’S ALBUM (misprint)
Ivor Biggun Is My Name
The Winkers Song (Misprint)
Sing a Mucky Song
No! No! No!
Hello My Baby
I Wish I Was
I’m Shy
Graffiti Night Fever
I’ve Parted (Misprint)
Cucumber Number
Great Grandad John
Underground Music
My Brother’s Got Files (Misprint)
The Winkers Paradise (Misprint)
The Charabanc Trip (humorous monologue)
BONUS TRACKS
The Winker’s Song [[MISPRINT] (Karaoke Instrumental)
The Winker’s Rock ‘n’ Roll ([MISPRINT] Demo)
Hide The Sausage (Rap Version)
I Lift Up My Finger (And I Say Tweet Tweet)
Jeremy Is Innocent
Johnny G Fan Club Song
Ivor & Nick On TV
MORE FILTH! DIRT CHEAP…
The Cockerel Song
My Shirt Collar (It Won’t Go Stiff)
Southern Breeze
a) The Burglar’s Holler b) Gums And Plums
John Thomas Allcock
I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover
My Brother’s Magazine
Richard The Third (He’s In The Business Now)
Walking Your Blues Away (Misprint)
Are “Mice” Electric?
I Can Be The Hot-Dog And You Can Be The Bun
I Wanna Be A Bear,
Ah Woke Up Dis Moanin’ (parts 1 and 2)
Part 1 Terrific Teddy Sings The Blues
Part 2 Ah Feel So Bad
The Filthy Farmer (A Song Of The Soil)
The Other Educated Monkey (humourous monologue)
BONUS TRACKS
Bras On 45 (Dirty Gertie Version)
The Winker’s Rock ‘n’ Roll (Remix)
Send For Dr. Clap
Hide The Sausage (Original Version)
PARTNERS IN GRIME
(Let’s All) Hide the Sausage
(Nobody does it like) The Ukelele Man
Chantilly Lace
Halfway Up Virginia
The Puffy Song
Probing Andromeda
The Majorca Song
Sixty Minute Man
Toolbag Ted From Birkenhead
Gums and Plums (live)
John Thomas Allcock (live)
Where did the Lead in my Pencil Go?
Cue for a Song
I’ve got a Monster
BONUS TRACKS
Gums And Plums (Live at The Swan)
John Thomas Allcock (Live at The Swan)
Cucumber Number (Live at The Swan)
The Winker’s Song [MISPRINT] (Live)
Where Did The Lead In My Pencil Go? (Kazoo Version)
Let’s All Get Demented
Ploughman’s Lunch (Live)
Alpha Pets Jingle
The Pussy Song (Demo Version)
Supreme Cat Show Advert
HANDLING SWOLLEN GOODS
The Winking Caveman (misprint)
Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint)
The Premature Ejaculation Waltz
Down By The Riverside
The Yodelling Winker (misprint)
All Of These Things Are Soul
Ukulele Lady
Two Thirds Of Four Fifths
The Son Of John Thomas Allcock
My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding
Bonkola (featuring The Mighty JUDGE DREAD)
You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman
All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)
The Sailors In The Gents (Humorous Monologue)
bonus… Live in Croydon
I Feel Like Winking (misprint)
Ivor Biggun Is My Name
Cats On The Rooftops
I’m Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover
The Filthy Limerick Mambo
I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover
The Winker’s Song (misprint) (Rotten version)
The Winker’s Rock ‘n’ Roll [misprint] (Live Rowdy Version)
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, MOSTLY BLUE
Girls Come And Get Me (Don’t You Hesitate)
On The Good Ship Winky Wanky Woo
The Majorca Song (Just-About-Broadcastable Version)
Put Some Ukulele In Your Day
Mansfield Fm Introduction /
The Winker’s Song [misprint] (Original Mono Single)
Ukulele Lady (Backing Track)
The Ballad Of Big Jesse
I Feel So Bad (Live)
Ivor Biggun Is My Name (Live)
The One With The Stops (Live)
Send For Dr. Clap (Live)
Piles Of Trouble
No! No! No! (Rehearsal)
Skanking And Wanking
The Baker’s Boy And The Chandler’s Wife (Live)
Pleasant And Delightful (The Melodeon Song) (Live)
My Grandfather’s Frock
The Captain’s Message /
You Can’t Have A Snog With A Snowman
Christmas Makes Me Spew
Rudolph Did A Whoopsie On My Rooftop
Give Us A Wank For Christmas
Miss Sadie Bends
COMPILATIONS
THE FRUITY BITS OF IVOR BIGGUN
A compilation of favourites from the first three deleted albums (and some rarities)
The Winker’s Song (mono version)
Bras on 45
Hide The Sausage(Rap version)
I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover
Halfway Up Virginia
The Pu**y Song
(Nobody Does It Like) The Ukelele Man
The Cockerel Song
I’ve Parted (misprint)
The Winker’s Rock ‘N’ Roll (misprint)
Are “Mice” Electric?
Hello My Baby
Winking Your Blues Away (misprint)
I’ve Got A Monster
The Majorca Song
The Charabanc Trip
MORE FRUITY BITS – The Rest Of IVOR BIGGUN
CD 1
Ivor Biggun Is My Name
The Winkers Song (misprint) – stereo
Sing A Mucky Song
No! No! No!
I Wish I Was
I’m Shy
Graffiti Night Fever
Cucumber Number
Great Grandad John
Underground Music
My Brother’s Got Files (misprint)
The Winkers Paradise (misprint)
The Winker’s Rock ‘N’ Roll (misprint) (original version)
I Lift Up My Finger(And I Say Tweet-Tweet)
Send For Dr.Clap
Hide The Sausage (original version)
Gums And Plums (live)
John Thomas Allcock (live)
Bras On 45 (Dirty Gertie Version)
Jeremy Is Innocent
Johnny G fan Club Song
CD 2
My Shirt Collar (It Won’t Go Stiff)
Southern Breeze
A) The Burglars Holler B) Gums And Plums
John Thomas Allcock
My Brothers Magazine
Richard The Third
I Can Be The Hot Dog, And You Can Be The Bun
I Wanna Be A Bear
Ah Woke Up Dis Moanin’
The Filthy Farmer (A Song Of The Soil)
The Other Educated Monkey (Humourous Monologue)
Chantilly Lace
Probing Andromeda
The Majorca Song (Just-About-Broadcastable-Version)
Sixty Minute Man
Toolbag Ted From Birkenhead
Where Did The Lead In My Pencil Go
Cue For A Song
Send For Dr. Clap (live)
The Winker’s Rock ‘N’ Roll (live)
SINGLES / E.P.’s
The Winker’s Song (misprint)
Reader’s Wives
Beggars Banquet – BOP 1 This notorious first single by Ivor Biggun and the Red-Nosed Burglars was released on 2nd September 1978 on a special blue Beggars Banquet label and was immediately banned by the BBC as being ‘sexually explicit’. Early editions came in plain bags, because the ladies in the first pressing plant refused to handle sleeve-designer Dave Brett’s revolting artwork. After a few weeks, it appeared on the picture sleeves we know and love. It is the same ukelele-pronged pervert you see on the sleeve of The Winker’s Album.
It spent 12 weeks in the charts and reached its highest position at number 19, 20, 21 or 22 (depending whose Charts you read), and was Number One on the Indie/Punk Charts for several weeks, being the first big independent hit (misprint) for Beggars Banquet Records. It featured in an episode of ‘Men Behaving Badly’ (series 4, episode 3) when Gary and Tony, having lost their girlfiends, felt a song coming on. The ‘B’ side is completely unavailable elsewhere, because Ivor thinks it’s crap (and he’s right!).
I’ve Parted (misprint)
Hello My Baby
Beggars Banquet – BOP 2 This single featured two tracks from The Winker’s Album, on the blue Beggars Banquet label. Another Dave Brett sleeve adorned this long deleted flatulence festival
Jeremy Is Innocent
I’m Jolly Mad
Woof Woof, Bang
Beggars Banquet – BOP 4 A three track single, spoofing the Jeremy Thorpe scandal, where a Liberal MP was tainted by accusations of homosexuality. It brought down the party who then merged to form the Liberal-Democrats. However, ‘Plus ça change, plus c’est la méme chose’ as Jean-Paul S. muttered philosophically, or ‘Old leotards don’t change their spots’ (attributed to Jane Fonda). This was released on the blue Beggars Banquet label by Rex Barker and the Ricochets, a pseudonym for Ivor and Terrific Teddy. The ‘B’ sides really aren’t worth re-issuing so we haven’t.
It has a picture sleeve (drawn by Ivor himself) of a cartoon Ivor holding a shotgun with a bone hanging from the end on a string. The dog is standing alert and smiling and eager, salivating at the bone, while the shotgun barrel almost touches its little black nose. Everybody say “aaah!”
The W*nkers Rock ‘n’ Roll E.P
The W*nkers Rock ‘n’ Roll (original version)
I Lift Up My Finger (And I Say Tweet-Tweet)
Send For Dr Clap (A Sailors Love Song)
Hide The Sausage (original version)
Beggars Banquet – BOP 5 A four song EP with early versions of some Biggun favourites. Now available in it’s entirety on the More Fruity Bits CD and as bonus tracks on The Compleat Works [misprint] of Ivor Biggun
Bras On 45
Are Mice Electric
Richard The Third
Dead Badger Records – BOP 6 – 7″ single
Bras On 45 (Dirty Gertie Version)
Bras On 45
Dead Badger Records – BOP 6T – 12″ single
Bra’s On 45 was a spoof on the Stars-on-45 craze. There was a just-about-broadcastable ‘Family’ version of Bras On 45 on the 7″ single (which was a favourite on the Dr. Demento show in the USA) and the 12″ Disco Single version (BOP 6 T) had the 7″ version on one side, and an extended ‘Dirty Gertie’ version on the other.
Jobsworth
Great Grandad John
BBC Records – RESL 121 This 7″ single features the brilliant Jeremy Taylor on the A side, and Ivor on the B side singing a different version of a song from The Winker’s Album. It sold twenty seven copies, about the same number as JEREMY IS INNOCENT, making these two singles Ivor’s rarest recordings (the others sold 53).
The Majorca Song (Just-about-broadcastable version)
The Majorca Song (Filthy version)
Dead Badger records – IVOR 1
The Majorca Song (Great-Big-Filthy-Disco-Version)
The Majorca Song (Just-about-broadcastable version)
The Majorca Song (Filthy version)
Dead Badger records – IVOR 1T This single came in a nice brown-paper vomit-bag. Due to a factory cock-up, most copies had the A and B side labels reversed, so some (un)lucky radio DeeJays found themselves broadcasting the filthy version by mistake. It crawled into the uk charts at about number 50 and is still used to drive people out of Majorcan clubs at closing time. There was a 12″ version which contained the two 7″ versions plus a very expensive, utterly crap disco remix that Ivor had sod all to do with.