Stiff Weapon, Purveyors of the Finest Phonographic Filth from Ivor Biggun

While John Travolta and Olivia Newton John were enjoying the number one platter du jour with Summer Nights (October 1978), Ivor Biggun was sullying the Top Thirty with his paen to onanism, The Winker’s Song (misprint). Following his success with indecent haste, he released a long player full of similar smut. And now it’s back, restored to the original sequence (almost) with a few extras added. It’s available now for streaming / download and will be disc One of The Compleat Works (misprint) of Ivor Biggun.

Coming in 2021 and containing a bonus CD of Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Mostly Blue. The five disc set will have all the original albums with bonus tracks and will be a one-off, limited edition. Meanwhile the albums will be available soon on streaming services with upgraded sound. Crikey…

Banned for nearly 40 years, Ivor’s notorious ode to onanism has been played to hijack the broadcasts of a local UK radio station. This has caused the usual reactions of amusement or disgust, but there are some priceless comments in The Guardian’s article.

http://tinyurl.com/yb8jonzo

Listeners were last subjected to the song, which uses the word “wanker” 36 times, this weekend during a live family broadcast from Mansfield’s Party in the Market event. Tony Delahunty, managing director of Mansfield 103.2, said: “Some people have told me that their children have started humming the song in the car.”

Pirates with a well-tuned sense of mischief hoisting their own Jolly Roger…

All of Ivor’s delicate ditties are, of course, available to hear on Spotify

and don’t forget Ivor’s classic Christmas songs either on Spotify, iTunes or Amazon.

And also “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”…

what are they adding to the sausages?