It’s time again for Ivor’s XXXMas package!

A timely reminder that Ivor has, over his lengthy career, recorded a number of songs celebrating his singular view of Christmas. We’ve almost given up competing with Cliff for the No.1 spot but you can find them all on your favourite streaming service and they are all on “The Compleat Works” box set (the ideal XXXMas prezzie).

Featuring the would-be-classics “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman” (and the ‘clean’ Snog version), “Give Us A Wank for Christmas”, “All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)”, “Rudolph did A Whoopsie On My Rooftop” (plus Rudolph’s rude message), “A XXXmas Carol” or even “Christmas Makes Me Spew”.

Get some XXXmas cheer today and give them a listen on all ‘steaming’ services (thanks Rudolph) and tell your colleagues, family and friends – but don’t blame Ivor if they won’t talk to you by the New Year.

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