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Please don’t order CD’s from this site during lockdown

We are currently unable to mail CD’s so please just stream them while the separation rules are in place. Thanks for your understanding.

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Are we all washing our hands?

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The Winker’s Song finally gets on the radio!

Banned for nearly 40 years, Ivor’s notorious ode to onanism has been played to hijack the broadcasts of a local UK radio station. This has caused the usual reactions of amusement or disgust, but there are some priceless comments in … Continue reading

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Christmas time again

and don’t forget Ivor’s classic Christmas songs either on Spotify, iTunes or Amazon. And also “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”…

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We’re saddened to announce that “The Fruity Bits Of Ivor Biggun” (aka The Best of…) and ┬áthe uber-rude “Handling Swollen Goods” are no longer available on CD. We’ve finally run out of stock and, with limited demand, it’s not economical … Continue reading

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More worrying than horse meat in burgers…

what are they adding to the sausages?

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Worzel’s up for it…

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Santa’s coming with his big sack…

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your … Continue reading

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Never to early…

to celebrate Christmas.

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Getting your 5-A-Day

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