Author Archives: stiffweapon
We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…
Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest! I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem… http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month
Yes, we’ve finally got around to getting Ivor onto Facebook. He already had a ghostly presence there with a page connecting to his Wikipedia entry, but now there’s the officially sanctioned version. Not that it does much. Well, USA citizens … Continue reading
If you’ve ever been here before (why would you come again?), you may notice we have a trés chic new site. Smart, isn’t it. So big thanks to Jo (we know where you live). Of course, the same old information … Continue reading
WE ALWAYS HEAR “THE RULES” FROM THE FEMALE SIDE…. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE… THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. (FIRST AND FOREMOST … Continue reading
I got some Olympic condoms the other day. I said to the wife: “I think I’ll wear gold tonight”. She said “why don’t you wear silver and come second for a change?”. Mind you, when I got some flavoured condoms, … Continue reading
the current issue of the ever-wonderful Viz (finally located at the back of the bottom shelf in W.H. Smiths) features our favourite onanist in combat with t’other Doc Cox, the boffin Brian. With a five round bout Ivor wins hands … Continue reading
Amazing! this anime of ‘Bras On 45’ has had over a million views on YouTube.
Letter of the week in this month’s Record Collector, no less.