Stiff Weapon, Purveyors of the Finest Phonographic Filth from Ivor Biggun

I’m off on holiday again so PLEASE do not order “The Compleat Works” from the store. I’ll also be suspending sales from Discogs and Amazon but will be back on 30 June 2025. You’re going to have to wait….

I’m back from holiday, so the shop is active again and you can order The Compleat Works direct from here at the cheapest price. It’s also available from Discogs (a bit more expensive) and Amazon (a lot more expensive) where I have to cover their fees.

Apart from shopping for “The Compleat Works” CD set from this site, it can also be purchased from Discogs. I’m still selling on Amazon as well, though here is the cheapest option as the others include all the fees and taxes

This also applies to the Johnny G CD’s which are also available on discogs.com

Go to the “shop Ivor Biggun ” link…

Here’s a recent photo taken in Ivor’s back garden. It features a.. er.. “male chicken” with a couple of massive.. ..er.. “spherical three dimensional objects”.

It’s a striking artistic creation made by Spike, the washboard-player in The Hedge Monkeys Skiffle Troupe.

Here’s a link to a new video – “My Uncle Stan” by Ivor Biggun and The Hedge Monkeys Skiffle Troupe. The version I have is a small screen so here’s a better quality version https://youtu.be/1FOlHprEZD4

A timely reminder that Ivor has, over his lengthy career, recorded a number of songs celebrating his singular view of Christmas. We’ve almost given up competing with Cliff for the No.1 spot but you can find them all on your favourite streaming service and they are all on “The Compleat Works” box set (the ideal XXXMas prezzie).

Featuring the would-be-classics “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman” (and the ‘clean’ Snog version), “Give Us A Wank for Christmas”, “All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)”, “Rudolph did A Whoopsie On My Rooftop” (plus Rudolph’s rude message), “A XXXmas Carol” or even “Christmas Makes Me Spew”.

Get some XXXmas cheer today and give them a listen on all ‘steaming’ services (thanks Rudolph) and tell your colleagues, family and friends – but don’t blame Ivor if they won’t talk to you by the New Year.

Ivor recently received a tweet with a new illustration for “Bras On 45” done by Lar @larlist who wrote “We all have our favourite boob related songs. I considered Rusty Warren’s “Knockers Up!” and The Fugs “Boobs A Lot” but decided Ivor Biggun’s “Bras on 45” would be the most fun to draw 🙂 Enjoy!

Just a reminder that we’ve sold out of all of Ivor’s individual CD’s BUT we still have stock of “The Compleat Works of Ivor Biggun” which is a 5CD set of (almost) everything Mr. B has recorded, arranged around the individual albums with oodles of bonus tracks. Available from this site!

Before announcing the news of Ivor Biggun’s XXXmas Package, a reminder that the ideal Xmas present for World Wide Wankers is “The Compleat Works of Ivor Biggun” – 5 CD’s and a lovely book in the perfect package of his filth-filled oeuvre, compiled as the original albums with bonus tracks. ORDER IT TODAY from this site’s shop! Much Filth, Dirt Cheap…

Now the stollen and yule logs are for sale in supermarkets, it’s time to release a compilation of all of Ivor’s seasonal smut. Available right now to stream or download on all your favourite services, IVOR BIGGUN’s XXXMAS PACKAGE is a celebration of that other side of Christmas. AND, for your delectation, there are TWO brand new recordings, “An XXXmas Carol” and “Rudolph’s Rude Rhyme (Going from Bad to Verse)”.

Forget the sausage rolls, Clifff or Elton, let’s make “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman” the Christmas No.1 (“or even higher” as Doc says)! One for snowflakes everywhere, play it to your family, friends and foes alike. Even the good Captain thinks it’s genius.