I’m going on holiday (again!) from January 2nd to Tuesday 13th 2026, so please don’t order any copies of “The Compleat Works” as I won’t be able to ship them. Happy New Year.
Author: stiffweapon
Holiday time
Please do not order any CD sets between 1st – 10 December and the first 2 weeks of January as there will be no-one to send them. And a festive reminder that Ivor has some wonderful XXXmas songs available on Bandcamp and streaming services.
No longer selling on Amazon
Amazon has been accused of aggressive business practices over their history but today Francesca Albanese, the UN rapporteur (whatever title that is) on Human Rights listed Amazon as one of the many familiar corporations profiting from the genocide in Gaza. On the basis of this “name and shame” I can morally no longer support selling on Amazon. For the full details of the news item see https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jul/03/global-firms-profiting-israel-genocide-gaza-united-nations-rapporteur
This in no way reflects the views of Ivor Biggun (I only know he supports the badgers) or Johnny G, but is entirely the decision of Stiff Weapon, the record label. The good news is that you can buy the releases much cheaper direct from this site or from the DISCOGS site (a little more expensive to cover their commission).
2025
I’m back from holiday, so the shop is active again and you can order The Compleat Works direct from here at the cheapest price. It’s also available from Discogs (a bit more expensive) and Amazon (a lot more expensive) where I have to cover their fees.
Updates and things…
Apart from shopping for “The Compleat Works” CD set from this site, it can also be purchased from Discogs. I’m still selling on Amazon as well, though here is the cheapest option as the others include all the fees and taxes
This also applies to the Johnny G CD’s which are also available on discogs.com
Go to the “shop Ivor Biggun ” link…
Christmas Time Again…
The food and decorations are in the shops so, even though we haven’t had Halloween, it’s time to remind you of all the songs of festive cheer that Ivor has failed to chart. They are all compiled into his “XXXmas Bundle” which you can find on st(r)eaming sites. There’s “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”, Christmas Makes Me Spew” and “All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong” among other delights. All guaranteed to kill the office party…
Has anyone seen my cock?
A new video for 2023
Here’s a link to a new video – “My Uncle Stan” by Ivor Biggun and The Hedge Monkeys Skiffle Troupe. The version I have is a small screen so here’s a better quality version https://youtu.be/1FOlHprEZD4
It’s time again for Ivor’s XXXMas package!
A timely reminder that Ivor has, over his lengthy career, recorded a number of songs celebrating his singular view of Christmas. We’ve almost given up competing with Cliff for the No.1 spot but you can find them all on your favourite streaming service and they are all on “The Compleat Works” box set (the ideal XXXMas prezzie).

Featuring the would-be-classics “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman” (and the ‘clean’ Snog version), “Give Us A Wank for Christmas”, “All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)”, “Rudolph did A Whoopsie On My Rooftop” (plus Rudolph’s rude message), “A XXXmas Carol” or even “Christmas Makes Me Spew”.
Get some XXXmas cheer today and give them a listen on all ‘steaming’ services (thanks Rudolph) and tell your colleagues, family and friends – but don’t blame Ivor if they won’t talk to you by the New Year.

