the current issue of the ever-wonderful Viz (finally located at the back of the bottom shelf in W.H. Smiths) features our favourite onanist in combat with t’other Doc Cox, the boffin Brian. With a five round bout Ivor wins hands down but pick up a copy to see how the contest of TV presenters was judged.
also featured in the lives of the saints is ‘The Wanking Monk of Kefalonia’.