The Winker’s Song finally gets on the radio!

Banned for nearly 40 years, Ivor’s notorious ode to onanism has been played to hijack the broadcasts of a local UK radio station. This has caused the usual reactions of amusement or disgust, but there are some priceless comments in The Guardian’s article.

http://tinyurl.com/yb8jonzo

Listeners were last subjected to the song, which uses the word “wanker” 36 times, this weekend during a live family broadcast from Mansfield’s Party in the Market event. Tony Delahunty, managing director of Mansfield 103.2, said: “Some people have told me that their children have started humming the song in the car.”

Pirates with a well-tuned sense of mischief hoisting their own Jolly Roger…

All of Ivor’s delicate ditties are, of course, available to hear on Spotify



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Christmas time again

and don’t forget Ivor’s classic Christmas songs either on Spotify, iTunes or Amazon.

And also “You Can’t Have A Shag With A Snowman”…

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We’re saddened to announce that “The Fruity Bits Of Ivor Biggun” (aka The Best of…) and  the uber-rude “Handling Swollen Goods” are no longer available on CD. We’ve finally run out of stock and, with limited demand, it’s not economical to do the minimum re-pressing of 500. So for now you’ll have to download. There’s still a few years supply of “More Fruity Bits” on CD so buy it now before it’s gone forever.

In other news, Johnny G – (the subject of an unusually clean Ivor Biggun ode) – has four of his albums issued on CD, available from Amazon

 

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More worrying than horse meat in burgers…

what are they adding to the sausages?
sausages

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Worzel’s up for it…

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Santa’s coming with his big sack…

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your loved one the best Christmas present EVER (that’s an Ivor Biggun album in case you hadn’t figured it out), do order it now. Stiff Weapon will be shutting up shop from December 20 until the New Year, so that means there won’t be any copies for sale at Amazon, Play or on Ebay. And, of course, DON’T order from this site after that date until we return.
As ever, a very merry one-off-the-wristmas to all you wankers (and don’t forget to download Ivor’s Xmas songs if you don’t have the CD’s)

Or buy DOWNLOADS

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Never to early…

to celebrate Christmas.

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Getting your 5-A-Day

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Ivor’s sheet music

We came across a snippet of Ivor’s compositions recently…

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The merry month of May…

Evidently May is the international wanking month. Honest!
I’d never heard of this either but here’s the article and a link to Mr. Masturbator’s aspirational anthem…
http://amodernmilitarymother.com/mother/may-is-national-masturbation-month

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